{"id":170,"date":"2024-02-22T21:31:40","date_gmt":"2024-02-23T04:31:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/?p=170"},"modified":"2024-02-22T21:31:40","modified_gmt":"2024-02-23T04:31:40","slug":"holy-hell-balatro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/2024\/02\/holy-hell-balatro\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy hell Balatro."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What a game, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/2024\/02\/how-far-we-have-fallen\/\" data-type=\"post\" data-id=\"167\">quote from screenrant<\/a> was right on the money. It&#8217;s a fucking time eater (shout out Slay the Spire). I sunk ten hours into it like it was nothing. Got one win and capped out at around 230k damage if I&#8217;m remembering right, made it to endless mode and two antes in before I couldn&#8217;t scale enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There&#8217;s so much <em>potential<\/em>. DDRn&#8217;t and poop behind the more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I didn&#8217;t end up playing today because, to borrow a euphemism I use at home, &#8220;my stomach turned inside out.&#8221; So many dooks. Pounded gatorade and took some tylenol and we&#8217;ll give it another try tomorrow and over the weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a game, the quote from screenrant was right on the money. It&#8217;s a fucking time eater (shout out Slay the Spire). I sunk ten hours into it like it was nothing. Got one win and capped out at around 230k damage if I&#8217;m remembering right, made it to endless mode and two antes in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ddr","category-non-rhythm-gaming"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9uFuJ-2K","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelegendofmax.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}